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He will be villainized by the end of the book, mark my words! No man is that controlling while being that kind, particularly if that man is a spurned, humiliated former fiance in a Harlequin Presents romance novel. Jilted Milquetoast Fiance, he’s up to something. They get caught! By her fiance, one week before the wedding! Oh, noes! Milquetoast Fiance finds them IN her bedroom, buck naked, in flagrante licking-toe.Ĥ.

Nearest Horizontal Surface + Roofie Kisses MWAAHHHZZZZ + Absurd Removal of Clothes = UH Oh Spaghettios!Ĥ. Insane Hero You Love It When I Kiss You follows Roofie Kisses Mwwaaahahhzzzzz (see “stalkery and utterly insane” above) and hello…more punishing kisses. Roofie Kisses Mwwaaahahhzzzzz runs away to another location, fleeing her own home like it’s been condemned by the power of his tornado of burning, somewhat stalkery and utterly insane love. Avast! We have a storm front of punishing kisses with a 90% chance of throwing the heroine down on the nearest horizontal surface!

There’s profoundly little variety in the plot. Now, the awkward process that is removing a bra from another person, let alone panties or socks or God forbid pantyhose, would wake someone who was merely sleeping, so what kind of haze is this woman in!? And, perhaps I’m over-thinking this, but I can’t help but ask: where is the line that defines “I’m so hot for you I can barely see straight” as opposed to “taking complete advantage of some ninny who descends into non compos mentis with one kiss?” I’m telling you: roofie kisses: Mmmmwaaaahhzhzzzzzzzzzzzz. At one point, I’m not even kidding, she’s in her passion-fog coma, and then realizes that at some point, she got naked and so did he and neither of them had a stitch of clothing on! Oh, noes! A complete cessation of brain function occurs. It’s more like he has incredibly fast acting rohypnol on his lips and whenever he kisses her, she lapses into a coma. She resists the Insane Hero but when he kisses her, it’s not as if she actually LIKES it. Not only are there an abundance of punishing kisses (ow) but there’s a great deal of insistence on the part of the Insane Hero that she likes it: “You little liar! You love it when I kiss you!” That pretty much sums up the hero, that sentence right there.Ģ. The words are like the crazy glue with my fingers.Īnd my unstoppable yen to keep reading grows despite the following list of absurdities:ġ. At 10:30 I was 75% finished with it, and could barely make myself put it down. I started reading Charlotte Lamb’s last novel, The Boss’s Virgin, at about 9:00 pm last night. Publication Info: Harlequin November 2001

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